For those of us who have ever buttered a slice of toast in the presence of Bruce this is for you: Every slice of toast I have buttered in the past 15 years I hear "DELLAR, NOOOOOO!!!!!!!" in my head!!! The only man I ever knew who got sooooo upset about crumbs in butter and also the only man I ever knew who knew how to stop it happening!!! Toast will never be the same. Ever.